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WRITING

This is where various written things by me are, be they spoof books (like "Coming out under fire"), stories, scripts or other things. I'm not a very good writer though, so this section will get updated slowly XD. Also I have a few unfinished stories and fanfics that I'm not sure if I should bother putting up here, well, we'll see XD

Timeline

This timeline lists all the major events in my comics, games, stories etc, which are set in the "Felney Universe" (see the chronology). Some are vague and hinted-at as those stories haven't been 'told' yet, so it would be a spoiler. This is more for my own reference than anything XD.

Storyline Chronology

This lists various comics, ideas and videogames I have designed which are set in the "Felney Universe" (Insanity Please and The Chosen Ones are NOT included, because they are in Final Fantasy), it lists them in order of when they happen, and notes who is involved, so you can see where characters get cameo's (read: lazily re-used)

Splatter Movie Reviews

All the gory horror, thriller, crime and cult films I own, and mini-reviews of the ones I have seen. Updated often, and without mention on the news page, so check it regularly for new recommendations, if you can be arsed.

Postman Prat

This is a pisstake of Postman Pat that was made up on the school bus ages ago, he has sex with easy women and shoots people and steals things a lot. It hasn’t been finished yet and probably never will be, because it isn't funny.

The Chosen Ones

Its Final Fantasy, Young Ones style!, or is it The Young Ones, Final Fantasy style?. Either way its basically the scripts of that show with the names, and some of the events, changed around

Coming Out Under Fire

Written in the style of SAS books, most notably the old spoof SAS book "Who Cares Who Wins" (by Andy McGrabb). This is basically a guide to coming out of the closet in the 'domestic warzone'

Felney Magazine

A text e-zine like the old SWAT and F4ITH 'zines, except this one doesn’t have any bomb-making instructions, just stupid articles and funny shit. There can be months/years between issues, but I'm trying to change that!

UK Web & Mini comic thing 2006

I was there, selling my crap... this is the story XD

UK Web & Mini Comix thing 2007

Not selling this time, just buying. Read the report here, it was still a funny event

Bristol Comic Expo 2006

My first and last one!

Bristol Comic Expo 2007

...last one in the same sense as the "forever" when people leave the Doom community "forever" that is XD. If I had to sum it up in one word it would be: wet!

UK Web & Mini Comix thing 2008

A fun one, second year selling!

The Fourth Reich

A rather naff story I wrote at Pelcombe Training. It's based on Gaydoom, that doom wad I threaten to make repeatedly but never do.

Other stuff

Other written stuff, and a few old articles about Anarchy i really should remove