STORY CHRONOLOGY

Around the time of making Felney, I had the idea of linking most of the stories I have made together as one big one. Even some of the more silly stories like "Attack of the living locker!" The first strip to actually put this idea into action though, was Zombie Shock Massacre, which saw the parents of a major character from one of my older strips, The Gun, being caught up in a zombie attack near Felney. Complete with a cameo of Ann and an appearance from the main character of "Rig Doom". This list shows all the stories, in order of the time they took place, when I actually made them, and a description and a bit of history behind them. It also lists stories which take place outside of this continuity, for instance "Survival 2" which imagined a nuclear war taking place in the late 90's. Eventually this page will contain links to the stories in question (or samples of them) and also have information pages on the various characters and maybe some of the "technology" and other info too. Like a Wikipedia about the world in my head XD.

Note: Some stories included here have re-makes. The re-makes "overwrite" the originals, but the originals are also included for history. Things that have been overwritten have their titles in italics, the date the re-make takes place in is the "real" one.

Ye legend of Felney

Set in

1032

Created in

2002-2005

Characters

Mike smythe (the past version of Mike from Felney), Tina, Aaron

General info

This is a spoof version of Felney set in the distant past, when the fens was a vast, untamed swampland filled with isolated, backwards villages and populated by semi-savages… oh wait, that's now. Most strips had fantasy elements, like dragons and magic, or made fun of Christianity, as it had only 'recently' (trends moved slower in those days too) arrived on the island. Aaron converts to Christianity first, despite the fact he is gay. There was also a big story started that was to be based on "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy", but that never got past a single page. And also a speculative point-and-click adventure game where you time travel to 2001, and then 2407, but that never (and will never) got made.

Status

Online and readable, mixed in with Felney and Planet Felney – First one here

Gun battle

Set in

1888

Created in

1997/8 (?)

Characters

Some cowboys, some Indians (don't remember/never made up names...)

General info

This was a cowboy comic that I only made one page of, I lost it a long time ago too... so I don't remember much about it. It was pretty much like "The Gun" but with ten-gallon hats and feathery head-dresses rather than army helmets.

Status

Offline, Lost

Sexton Blake Doom - "The Mystery Of Crayford Hall"

Set in

1895

Created in

Not yet

Characters

Sexton Blake, Tinker, Pedro, Mrs Bardell, Posh people, The Killer, Lord Crayford

General info

This was a speculative Zdoom wad where you play as a Victorian detective. I recently became interested in Sexton Blake, so decided to make this a "Sexton Blake computer game". However I know next to nothing about Zdoom scripting. However in recent times EDGE, a port I can edit for, has started to support basic scripting and slopes… all it needs is hubs and I can do it in that.

Status

Not made yet

Tigers Of Punjab

Set in

1947

Created in

2007-2009

Characters

Will Carlin, Abdul Ali-Jung, Pradeep Singh

General Info

A war comic in the vein of the more gritty end of the British war comics, such as Warlord or Battle. A mismatched group of different religions battle against the bandits and killers rife at the time of Indian Partition. This is one of the founding strips in my self-published "Red, White & Blue" comic, which harks back to the golden age of traditional adventure comics (read: it isn’t full of tits and innards).

Status

Being made, self-published in the Red, White & Blue.

Eugene Manx

Set in

1950

Created in

2006 - ongoing

Characters

Eugene Manx, Minét Châton, August Karven, León Ribot…

General Info

A "Boys’ Own" comic strip about a former Wehrmacht officer who secretly fought to bring down the Nazis now working to bring the escaped SS and Gestapo leaders to justice. Features elements of espionage, action and light "retro" sci-fi. This is also published in the Red, White & Blue, but is free online as a teaser too.

Status

Being made. Read it here

Queer as fuck classic

Set in

1985

Created in

2003

Characters

Stuart, Mike, Phill, Phill's dad, some GLF members, A Detective

General info

Queer as folk in the 80's, It was never finished and didn't really have much of a storyline to go on... well basing it on something as rubbish as Queer as folk was asking for trouble! Various re-makes where considered, one involving a re-telling of "Lord of the rings" but set in 80's Britain, and another being set in the 70's, with some brits trying to re-enact the stonewall riot. The re-make will never happen, as the TV adaptation of "The Line Of Beauty" was pretty much it.

Status

What there was of it is mostly online and readable here, a few pages aren't

'Rig Doom'

Set in

1985

Created in

Not yet

Characters

Reg Wilkinson, 33 SAS. Other SAS Soldiers, Mark Telbury.

General Info

Contact is lost from an Oil rig out in the North sea, after a strange illness is reported among the crew coming from something strange that was found in the oil. The player is an SAS soldier sent out to the rig to investigate.

Status

Not started to make it yet, did make some 'data stuff', like sprites and basic EDGE coding, but I lost it

Cart wars

Set in

1992-1999

Created in

1992-1999 (may have begun earlier)

Characters

"Mike" (me), Robert, David, Thomas, Stephen, various other friends from school who I put in it. Jack freeze, Zoë freeze, Chris Cave, and a few others...

General info

Kids in "speed town" race wooden carts down hills and crash each other off the road

Status

This was a comic that I was making while I was in primary school (my then friend Robert also had his own Haynes-manual-for-the-Austin-MG-and-Vanden-Plas-Metro-may-1980-1990-sized stack that he had made), inspired by old issues of The Beano where kids race around in wooden 'carts'. In the early versions they would race and fire/throw tomatoes etc at each other, trying to wreck the other team's carts. Then it got a bit silly and they had egg-shooting planes and mile-long airships and stuff. Then around late 1994 it was turned back into a comic about racing, where they only rammed into each other to destroy each other’s carts, and the first one over the line won, rather than having "sides". For a while my friends and me intended to actually enact Cart Wars for real, using carts we made, but only I ever actually made one. It was initially set in Little Downham, and featured real locations "West Fen" and "The Hurst" (the only two roads that go downhill around here). Later the location became "Speed Town" which was in the west of England somewhere, with a lot of steep hills (two races took place in the spirally exit of a multi-storey car park too, and the "final" in something resembling a wooden bobsleigh track). Despite the change of location, most of the characters where still based on me and my friends at school, with some made-up ones and a load of generic "amateurs" who where only there to be crashed. The strip was mostly killed off around the time I started in year 8 of secondary school, as I concentrated mainly on The Gun, though there was a bit of overlap. In the late 90’s "season 3" was made and is stored in a separate folder, it was a bit of a "re-make" in a way, but it didn’t get very far.

Status

Offline- I have hundreds of them, of various ages, in a folder somewhere, most are the post '94 racing ones… older ones have been lost

Battles

Set in

1993-1995

Created in

1993-1995. Plus one later on in 97 or 98

Characters

Yellow leader, Blue leader, plus all 598 other kids

General info

600 Kids stuck on an island after a ferry crash have wars using toy guns and tomato cannons, sort of a "fun" version of "Lord of the flies". They had split into two sides, Yellow and Blue, and had various bases all over the island, most comics concentrated on one battle between a giant treehouse base (blues) and an encampment near to it (yellows). Some other stories concentrated on a battle in a forest on the island (which provided food and also ammo, in the form of rotten fruit), and a big story concentrated on a giant wooden pedal-powered truck called The Red Giant that the Yellows had built. In the last story, the Yellows took the engines out of the cars on the wrecked ferry and built a giant airship, 'bombed' the blue base with turnips and then flew away back to their home, and presumably the blues remained stuck on the island. My friend Robert also made his own versions of this, but the Yellows where re-named the Blacks, and sometimes people actually got killed. He also made a story about another group coming to the island called The Greens, who attacked both sides and forced the Blues and Blacks into an uneasy alliance, called The Greys. There was also a spinoff I made which was a one-page story set in the sea around the island.

Status

Offline- A few of them remain in the same folder as Cart wars... there where some multi-page long stories which have pages missing

Aqua Attack / Aqua Battles

Set in

1994-1995

Created in

1994-1995

Characters

Never really had any names...

General info

It was basically cart wars on water, they raced out of 'aqua bases' (sheds on boats) along a river somewhere with pedal-powered rafts. Sometimes they where allowed to throw stones at each other, which they somehow threw hard enough to hole the metal barrels used for buoyancy, and made the other rafts sink, other times though, they just had normal races. These where often in colour, which was rare for the time.

Status

Offline- A few remain in the same folder as cart wars...

Craze Cats/Crazy Cats/Krazy Kats

Set in

1994-1995

Created in

1994-1995

Characters

Fluffy, another cat

General Info

Set in a generic house, partly based on mine, two cats live, and have funny adventures. In one story they are fighting and accidentally turn the stereo on, which plays "Boom shake the room" by that band and frightens them. Later one cat, called Fluffy, steps on a button to turn the train set on and is frightened by the small, loud engine (I had a small "shunter" with an over-powered engine on my train set, that must have gone at a scale speed of about 300 mph!). Fluffy decides to "sort out the anti-peace devices" by switching the points on the train set to make it crash, and replacing the rock tape with a ballet one. Then 'the family' (who are never seen) chase her around the block. A few other stories where also made, but I don’t remember them.

Status

Offline, one story is not lost, the rest are. A revival in the Red, White & Blue is distinctly possible, but I wouldn’t hold yer breath!

Football Crazy

Set in

1995

Created in

1995

Characters

The players of "Madchester United"

General Info

For the abortive "Speed Comic" that we planned to make in primary school (we where briefly considering sending our shit stories to "a minor publisher" and had a business meeting in the cloakroom one day, when our teacher suggested making a "school comic" we could photocopy and sell at lunch-time). Anyway, EVERY story in issue 1 revolved around racing, with Cart Wars, Kart wars (the same but with engines), Aqua Attack!, Mini Men (racing tiny cars) and something else, like Speedway or something, with racing cars. So I decided to start a story more people would be interested in, a football one. In the end two stories where made, one with two balls, so they could score "half a goal", and one where it was really muddy and they ended up heading the ball around whilst neck-deep in mud. Various disasters would befall the referee when he blew his whistle, like getting hit by the ball or nearly run over by racing cars from the Speedway story. In the end financial differences (my friend wanted to sell the comic for 99p, a lot for a children's comic back then, The Beano was only 45p, and far better than our shite. He just wanted to get more money, even though our production costs where effectively nothing) and reluctance to actually get on with asking the headmaster to borrow the copier, meant it never got produced. Three issues where made though, writers block ensured the stories where pretty bad, I didn’t think of re-making the good ones I had already done, as I assumed "everyone" had already seen them, when actually only me and my friends had.

Status

Offline. The first story may be in the Cart Wars folder.

Mini Men

Set in

1994-1996

Created in

1994-1996

Characters

Never made names up. In the "audio plays" it was me and my friends

General info

Some boys are able (or sometimes it seems to just randomly happen) to shrink down to tiny size, and then have adventures, almost all of which revolve around a complex train set (with tracks suspended from the ceiling). Usually they get on the trains and then either intentionally or accidentally start them running, before getting into a potentially deadly situation and returning to normal size just in time to avoid disaster. My friend Robert did his own ones of these (in fact I'm pretty sure he came up with the idea) in one of them they also shrank some motorbikes and had a 'wall o death'-style race around the bath. Finally in one I did years later the Mini-men where actually just small people who where racing remote control cars, with the controllers stuck on the front so they could steer. One crashed and it caught fire and burned the house down, the family running one way and some 'dots' running the other. At school my friends and me did a mini men "Audio play" as well, in which we where the ones who became able to shrink, maybe using some kind of potion or alien device. We raced down the stairs on paper aeroplanes, before being attacked by the Cat and returning to normal size just before being eaten. I had a tantrum after we finished it and demanded my name be removed from the credits, but they weren't, oh well. I wonder where that tape is now?

Status

Offline. A few of my comics are in the Cart Wars folder, Others are lost. The audio play is also lost, but may be in a dusty cabinet in my old school somewhere.

Shark!

Set in

1995/6

Created in

1995/6

Characters

The shark releasing people, A bully, A wildlife control bloke, A pansy lifeguard

General info

A one-off strip based on a game we played at school, kids release realistic-looking blow-up sharks into swimming pools to scare people. The swimming pools in the game we played where huge complex Butlins-like ones. In the comic it was a normal rectangular one. For some reason the kids doing it also have big fan things that cause a lot of water pressure, so people jumping into the pool on top of one will be thrown back out. They also have improvised scuba gear using inflatable floats as air tanks. It has pretty good artwork considering its age... and a kind-of coherent plot too... I was really proud of it when it was first made.

Status

Offline- Its in the cart wars folder...

Attack of the living locker!

Set in

1996/7

Created in

1996/7

Characters

"Me", other kids, Mr Pothead (potter)

General info

I started this for a non-existent (secondary) school newspaper, which was proposed at least 3 times. It was about a locker in the school coming to life and eating people. The art is quite bad, even by my standards of the time, the plot is supposed to be funny, but… isn't (the locker comes to life cause 'batciera' from the locker mobile's roof comes into it). Also for a metal monster ripping and tearing people's guts out there is virtually no gore. Despite the stupidity of this strip, I'm still gonna keep it in the Felney Universe and say it "really happened", in the history of Felney. Because I can XD.

Status

Offline, and will remain that way... A single page of it is known to exist.

Zombie Shock Massacre!

Set in

1996

Created in

2004

Characters

John Gunn, Joyce Crayford, Two Farmhands, Reg Wilkinson (SAS)

General Info

A 19-year old student and 30-something University lecturer are having an affair in an isolated caravan in the Fens, when the Zombies attack! Then it becomes a fight for survival against the horde. Its basically a re-make of "Zombie attack", but from the perspective of different people in the attack. Further stories will be created (one was started) showing the perspective of other people involved in the attack, one of these stories will be a Doom wad and one may be a "Nightmare Creatures" style videogame made with MMF3D, but most will be comics.

Status

Online and readable. Read here!

Zombie Shock Massacre 2

Set in

1996

Created in

2006 - Ongoing

Characters

Stuart ('reclaimed' from Queer As Fuck), Eric, "Mr Wade", Pete

General Info

The second story of ZSM, this time following some London gangsters working for "The Brent Road Mob". They are torturing a grass when the zombies attack them, so they need to escape. However with cops and soldiers surrounding the area and evidence of their crimes lying around, they have to be sneaky. The art style in this was a kind of attempt to combine "manga" with British comic style. When it eventually gets continued it’ll be in a more conventional British style.

Status

In process. Read here!

Zombie attack!

Set in

2000

Created in

1997

Characters

Some kids with mopeds, "Zombie watch", a woman looking for her friends, A mad scientist, SAS Soldiers

General info

This is another strip I made for the second rumoured school newspaper (which was also never made), the art is marginally better this time round XD, its based on a dream I had about zombies terrorising a rural Fenland community (one of them had a mouth filled with maggots, and attacked a woman who looked like a girl from my year..), I later finished it with it turning out the zombies came from a mad scientist's secret base… and promptly lost it XD

Status

Offline, one page still exists. Overwritten in the continuity by ZSM.

Felney

Set in

2001-2005 / 2006

Created in

2001-2005 / 2006 - ongoing

Characters

Mike smith, Aaron Anderson, Tina Wright, Kate, Stanley and Jane Thristwaite, Steve, Harry, Annie, Zack, That newsreader, Job centre woman, BNP-voting eyeless nazi ape man, Vince Jones, Ann Morgan and others…

General info

Started whilst I was making Insanity Please, because I wanted to "Make my parents the laughing stock of the Internet", as I was fed up with their moronic, bigoted comments shouted at the TV. This was the result! It starts off with two gay people coming to the village (very closely based on Little Downham, where I live), and Mike, the character based on me, who is an anarchist, has long hair, a working-class job he actually enjoys and drives an "old banger" (everything my parents didn’t want me to be!) makes friends with them and they live in his house. (Me being friends with gay people would make my parents purple with rage if they knew). Then stupid things happen, usually involving the conservative party, bigots, racists and zombies. In the beginning it also had a lot of anarchist-related things about overthrowing the government and saying anyone with even minor objections to unlimited immigration may as well be in the BNP, but later became less extreme. Also the satirical content was widened to the rest of the world and didn’t just concentrate on the fens. And a storyline about Aaron's parents wanting to kill him because they where too ashamed to have given birth to a gay son bubbled in the background, before finally ending in late 2002. Through 2003 the comics started to drop off to be replaced by silly 'newspaper cuttings' or even just text-only images with angry rants in, despite an attempted "re-launch" earlier that year. Towards the end of 2003 it started to become deliberately offensive and sick, with things like portraying the "primates" of the Anglican church as apes, and TATU re-enacting Doom whilst smashing up a recording studio. Through the rest of 2004 actual comics where few and far between, I had long given up on Anarchy so the political satire was more generalised. In early 2005 another attempted "revival" happened when the boss of the Commission for racial equality suggested a "classroom apartheid" segregating white and black students, but this tailed off and it finally died with the last issue in may 2005. The strip was later revived in 2006 "for the university paper", which doesn't actually exist, oh well, its still published online. The 2006 version is like a fresh start, Mike is no longer an anarchist, and other characters are slightly different. It re-tells the origin story (from 2001) and then jumps forward to 2006 and catches up with their current activities.

Status

Online and readable. First one is on Keenspace, second one is on Felney.co.uk. Continuity notes

Scum Slaughter

Set in

2001

Created in

2005-2005 (cancelled and re-started, see below) game will not be made…

Characters

Sunita Shankar, Rob smith, Rob's dad, various thugs and neo-nazis

General info

After a lot of outrage about how the game "Manhunt" had supposedly been used by someone to "train" for a real-life murder, I decided to make my own version! But as it would be done in MMF, with cartoony, top-down graphics, I had to work out how I would make it even more sick and brutal. So I decided to make the main character a transsexual Asian called Sunita. Initially she was going to be an asylum seeker too, but I later decided it would offend racists more if she was English, and proud to be English too. The levels would see you killing Foxhunters, Freemasons and Vivisectionists, to rescue your boyfriend from their evil "curing gays" clutches. After I discovered the comic High Maintenance I decided to create a Scum Slaughter comic instead, based on the film "Hunting Humans". The first 20 pages where the result. Then I saw "Sin City"…

Status

Comic is online and readable, up to page 20 in the Scum Slaughter archive. Overwritten in the continuity by the re-make.

Scum Slaughter (re-make)

Set in

2001-2015 ('currently' in 2002)

Created in

2005-(ongoing)

Characters

Sunita Shankar, Beverly, Kevin Meavis (dead), Lionel Huntingdon (dead), Tarquin Wetherby (dead)

General Info

…And this started! Still following the idea of an Asian transsexual patriotic serial killer, this time in grim black and white, also she renounced the use of guns to get up close and personal. And a lot more slow and painful! Now she had a girlfriend instead, an ex-prostitute called Bev. It has no real storyline, its just a series of self-contained episodes of Sunita getting brutal revenge on the perpetrators of injustice in society. The story is going to move through the years, with Sunita getting older and more "sought after" by the police. Eventually in 2008 she'll join the Anti-EU movement and then the story will progress pretty quickly up to the revolution of 2014 (seen in Felney being sparked off by "The Queuing woman", Amanda Millman) and end shortly after, in 2015, as the world moves into a new era of prosperity. Well for 5 years anyway. Another comic may return to Sunita in the far future, but maybe not.

Status

Online and readable, starts at page 20 of the Scum Slaughter archive. Read here!

Grand Theft Felney

Set in

2001

Created in

Semi-cancelled. Depends on Clickteam

Characters

Stuart, Sunita Shankar, Rob smith, Barry boys, etc ect... tons!

General info

GTA3, But set in the fens! Many of my stories revolve around this, but I want to move away from it, as it may never be made. I was going to do it in Multimedia Fusion 3D, an easy-to-use 3D game creating tool that was due to come out in 2006, but its forerunner, MMF2 (a better 2D game making engine) was delayed until 2006. MMF3D news is hard to come by, so I can only assume it has been cancelled. The player is a person who was a getaway driver in 1991, aged 19, who is sent to jail for 10 years after a botched bank job. You get out in 2001 and head to the fens to hide, meeting Stu out of Zombie Shock Massacre 2, who now lives in Ely, and working for him. Also one set of missions was going to revolve around Sunita and Bev from Scum Slaughter coming on "holiday", and falling in love. Which explains why Bev is "suddenly" Sunita's girlfriend between story 3 and 4 of Scum Slaughter. The major story elements of this game may be made into comics,

Status

Not made yet. If it’s done at all it’ll most likely be 2D and much less ambitious.

Urban Assault

Set in

2004

Created in

1995-1996

Characters

Token white bloke, Token black woman, Token nerdy bloke, Token gun-toting criminals, Token purple van with computers in it

General info

This was based on the "Streets of rage" strip in the old Sonic: the comic, except set in London and weird, the people seemed to be freelance, heavily armed crime fighters, but they had links with the normal police for some reason. A few of these where made but I don't think any survive...one I can remember was about a truck driver getting pissed off on a motorway and ramming peoples cars, then he produces a gun from nowhere and starts shooting people... and another one was about an IRA bombing…

Status

Offline and lost

Postman Prat

Set in

2004

Created in

2004

Characters

Postman pat, Bob the builder, Mrs hussy

General info

A mad postman speeds around in his cosworth van, shoots people and generally does stuff you didn't see postman pat doing, its written in the style of a kid's story book, and isn't funny or clever. Was originally conceived on the school bus by me and a friend, who also helped develop the idea of Insanity Please. But when translated into story form wasn’t as funny.

Status

Online but unfinished. Will never be finished. Read here!

Scum Slaughter 2-Legacy Of Brutality

Set in

2014

Created in

Not yet

Characters

Sunita Shankar, Kevin Peterson, Amanda Millman

General Info

A doom wad set in the nightmarish Britain of 2014, where the EU monitors everything you say and do, driving is banned and your location is constantly monitored because you have to swipe your ID card in the automatic taxis. Anything that may offend muslims is banned and will get you arrested etc. You play as Kevin Peterson, who is mistaken for a murderer and arrested, but escapes with Sunita's help, then starts to fight back against the EU superstate, as part of a revolutionary group called "Wolf Force", after the place it started in, Wolverhampton.

Status

Not Started.

The Gun

Set in

2020-2023 (World war 3)

Created in

1997-2000

Characters

Steve Gunn, Sue Jackson, Jake, Cara loft

General info

A bloke called Steve Gunn has a gun called The gun, which is a machine gun, flame thrower and grenade launcher in one, and he single-handedly (mostly) fights against an evil army called Stealth force. He is in an army called Wolf force and from time to time other characters show up in it

Status

Offline, in its own folder thing. Overwritten in the continuity by the final remake. Text reviews here.

The Gun re-(re-)make

Set in

2020-2023 (World war 3)

Created in

2004 (cancelled) 2005 (cancelled again)

Characters

Steve Gunn, Sue Jackson

General info

Two attempts at re-making The Gun. Both followed the original story of the first "book" of The Gun, just in colour and with more detail. The first re-make was also largely inspired by the Doom Comic, and was more of a parody than anything. The second attempt was more serious. Neither got very far before being given up on.

Status

Given up…. Overwritten in the continuity by the re-re-re-make. Two pages of the re-re-make here.

The Gun re-re-re-make

Set in

2020-2023

Created in

2008? (not started)

Characters

Steve Gunn, Sue Jackson, Jake Lambert, Cara Loft, "The Sarge"…

General Info

In 2020, after the fall of the EU, its leaders go into hiding. Over the years leading up to 2020, they, through terrorism and brainwashing, create a large following in several countries, spreading propaganda of a new world order under one government. By 2018 this following has taken over the government of several countries, and starts invading others. Eventually the enemy (now named "Stealth Force") invades Germany. The armies of the free countries unite under the banner of the UNA (United Nations Army, think UNIT from Doctor Who…), and fight back, World War 3 has started! Steve Gunn and Sue Jackson are two soldiers in the British army, which joins the UNA. Gunn finds an experimental enemy weapon, The Gun, after a firefight. After modifying it to take UNA ammo he uses it himself, as he fights across the major battles of the war. This re-make will be done in two separate versions. One version will be black and white and published in A5-sized "Pocket Library" style comics. This version will be under the "Red, White & Blue" banner and will be similar to "War Picture Library", a grim and gritty but otherwise family-friendly war comic from the 1950’s. The second version will be on the internet, in colour and will have swearing, gore and more politics (for instance the print version won’t mention the EU or 2014 revolution).

Status

Not started. Issue 1 in scripting stage.

The J Zone

Set in

2020-2023

Created in

1997/8

Characters

Sue Jackson, Some secret agent woman named "Crow"

General info

Sue Jackson, Steve Gunn's friend, has her own adventure, which is a cheap rip-off of "Goldeneye" with even less plot. A satellite called "Goldshark" is stolen by Stealth Force, along with an experimental helicopter, Jackson goes hunting for the helicopter and discovers evidence of the Goldshark weapon. She then goes to "the jungle" (I don’t think a location is actually given) and is shot down. She meets a secret agent woman called "Crow" who was there in "the 3 nations war", which has now been changed to have been between Norway and Sweden against the EU. Anyway Jackson and Crow easily escape from their prison cell and use the computers to divert the Goldshark weapon from shooting at London, and then make it self-destruct. This was a very stupid storyline that made little sense…

Status

One was made, and is still complete in a folder.

The War

Set in

2020-2023

Created in

1997/8

Characters

Some wolf force soldiers.

General info

A Wolf Force elite squad attack an enemy base, with gory results. Another world war 3 strip, but this time in colour! …ish. But I only made half a page. I had lots of green pens, so it was set somewhere with grassy plains, and hills, like Mongolia or Wales, and had some use of Night vision.

Status

Half a page crumpled up in the bedside cabinet. Now scanned for your 'pleasure'

Desert Attack

Set in

2021

Created in

1997/8

Characters

Some woman

General Info

Another colour world war 3 strip, this has a more 'modern' drawing style like the one used in early issues of Felney. Some truck company in the USA (which may have been MACK, at least that’s what it is in the strip) had made a concept 'future truck' that I thought looked cool, so featured it in a comic, with missile launchers and guns and stuff on it. This woman drives it into a Stealth Force base and attacks them with it. But then it gets blown up and she escapes and decides to fight the enemy on foot instead. But I couldn’t be bothered to continue it, so only one page was made.

Status

The one page that got made is in a folder somewhere, Offline

Rush

Set in

2020-2023

Created in

1997/8

Characters

People!

General Info

A world war 3 re-telling of the battle of Mirbat, which really happened. It was the finest hour of the SAS, about 9 of them, with help from the local regular army, held off around 600 rebel fighters that attacked the town they where garrisoned in. It never got past a single page, probably good, as making a crude comic about a real battle where real people got killed isn't in the best taste XD.

Status

Offline, in a folder or old drawing pad.

Combat ridge

Set in

2020-2023

Created in

1997

Characters

Nameless Wolf force and Stealth force soldiers

General Info

A wolf force base in some mountains comes under heavy attack, but they fight it off, Its incredibly violent, and, unusually for my strips of the time, in 'full' colour, the whole thing is over in 2 pages though, and I've lost the first one, and might have lost the second

Status

Offline and lost

<Unknown name>

Set in

2020-2023

Created in

1997/8

Characters

Nameless wolf force soldier

General Info

Getting bored of the WW3 comics yet? This one followed some ninja as he attacked stealth force, there was only 2 very gory pages. It was in "Black white and red" (i.e. drawn with a biro, and red felt tip for the blood), a style usually only done by my brother

Status

Offline and lost

The Gun 2

Set in

2023-2027

Created in

1997-1998

Characters

Steve Gunn, Sue Jackson

General Info

After world war 3, Steve Gunn joins the NYPD and battles against criminals and the remains of stealth force (who have become more terrorism-based). These where mostly made by my brother, and left unfinished or lost. One remains however, its about an "alien hunter" (not the predator honest...XD) coming after Gunn.

Status

Offline, All but one lost... Overwritten in the continuity by the re-make (below)

The Gun 2 (re-make)

Set in

2024-2035

Created in

Not started. Maybe 2015

Characters

Steve Gunn, Sue Jackson

General Info

After world war 3, Steven Gunn becomes a police officer in Cambridge. The post-war world has seen an explosion in crime as the police, with their training in shooting (of course the British cops are armed by the teens), where needed for the war effort and called up. Gunn mainly uses a pistol now, but keeps The Gun in the boot of his car (a Rover P55, which is a rebadged Chrysler 300C, but 'Britishised') for emergencies, which happen often. This will also be split into a "family" print version and an "adult" web version. The satire in this will mainly revolve around Cambridgeshire, and despite the fact that it’s unlikely to be started until 2024, will suggest that in a "better world" Cambridge has an underground rail system (frankly the only sensible option). When in real life in the real 2024 the city will still be a gridlocked nightmare ruled over by dribbling idiots without an ounce of vision or imagination between them.

Status

Not started

Agent Smoke

Set in

2062

Created in

2006-ongoing

Characters

An undercover cop who gives herself the silly nickname "Agent Smoke" (Sarah Millman)

General info

A re-make of "Shag Shack" with an undercover detective in Homonia, pretending to be a tax inspector. She goes around the "sex parks" (places where people pay an entry fee and them jump into a huge orgy, or meet people and go off to private rooms with them) investigating them for evidence of unconsential sex, and arresting people that do it. Of course she also shags a lot and drives a 99 year old Ford Cortina.

Status

Being made, slowly. Read here!

Millman

Set in

2063

Created in

2008/9?

Characters

Sarah Millman, Valerina Zaleski, Hans Löwenhardt

General Info

More comics featuring Sarah Millman. These will be in the Red, White & Blue titles, and will be about her working in the police force of Homonia. As these are for "family" comics the homo-(or any-)-sexuality will be entirely unmentioned, neither will the country be explicitly declared to be Fascist. The comics will revolve around general detective work with a little of a "futuristic" angle to it, for instance murders committed using stolen "invisibility suits" devised for army use etc.

Status

Not started

Shag Shack

Set in

2066

Created in

1995/6

Characters

2 sexy assassins/spies, Jane, their daughter, the shag shack boss, the luv tower boss, Annie, a woman who works at the luv tower, the shag shack bosses girlfriend...

General info

Its set in a (somehow) very sexually liberated future, its basically a vast building where people can go and have sex with anyone in there that they like the look of, the staff or the other visitors. Because I started it when I was about 11 or 12 there are child characters in it too who have just as much sex as the rest… well you always want to have loads of sex when you're that age, and don’t care that its underage (for the non-existent record, I believe the consent age should be 13). Anyway it is about the industrial espionage and rivalry between Shag shack and Luv tower, and the main characters are 2 assassins/spies who work for the Luv tower but become double agents.

Status

Offline and unfinished. Unbelievably cheesy with it. Overwritten in the continuity by Agent Smoke.

Rocket Radcliffe

Set in

2173

Created in

2009

Characters

Jim "Rocket" Radcliffe

General info

Alien "Pirates" called the Baraxus attempt to hold Earth to ransom. Fortunately the recently formed S.E.C (Secure Earth Council) is able to meet the threat with advanced star-fighters. This will be a Red, White & Blue comic. Further storylines will follow featuring mankind’s steps out into deep space after they obtain advanced spacefaring technology.

Status

Not started yet.

Galactic Conquest/UFO War/Star Cops

Set in

2200-2320 (roughly, dates where never given in the comics…)

Created in

1996-1998, plus one in 2000 and one in 2002

Characters

Spike, Tom (CJM) Lucy (UFO war 2), Paul (UFO War 3), other nameless characters.

General info

These where supposed to be stories based on the war between FW and Starkill, two intergalactic empires that I had made up (with Lego), but somehow the comics ended up being about other things and "assuming" the reader had already known about that stuff. (Seeing as I was the only reader and I had acted out the main galactic war with Lego, I did XD). There was one comic that was very long which was about the war against Starkill... but I lost it. So instead the only ones remaining are UFO war, where the UFO's from Lego attack FW, "Crazy Jim's meat co" where the teletubbies (yes, the teletubbies!) attack some haulage ship thing like Alien. UFO war 2, where the teletubbies attack some star base. UFO war 3, where the Lego UFO's make their last stand on a forest planet and are defeated by FW, and a few other groups that are allied with them. (This is the only one of this lot that was any good, having such amazing concepts as characters with names and a plot.). Star cops, which was weird and totally different (but it was set on the same planet where Yonghong enterprises, from Planet Felney, is based). And finally "The run", which is where Starkill "come back" (though you never see them leave in these comics) and put some woman in prison. Also in 2000 I started to make one about Starkill taking over an FW ship and an alien called Naraki stopping them, but it didn't get far, and in 2002 I made the first page of the "Definitive story", which I gave up on XD

Status

Offline, in some folder. One of them has "competent" art, no worse than Insanity Please Classic anyway, so it may be put online. Though it does make no sense. Overwritten in the continuity by the re-make (below).

Galactic Conquest (re-make)

Set in

2315-2333

Created in

Not started (2020?)

Characters

Paul, Naraki, Lucy

General Info

A re-make of the big, and lost, Galactic conquest story. By the end of the 23rd century, the whole milky way galaxy is pretty much united, and conventional-physics defying propulsion methods mean other star systems and planets are within easy reach. There are the odd space pirates, hostile worlds and racists though, but on the whole things are peaceful. Then an evil alien force from another galaxy invades. Their technology is not much more advanced than that in the milky way, but they are purely evil and only want to conquer and destroy anybody else who isn't like them. The main character is Paul, a human who lives on the planet Nirisan, and is part of FW (Forest Warriors), the army of Nirisan. His girlfriend is one of the natives, called Naraki (they look like humans but green). And he looks up to a war hero called Lucy, who saved him from a fierce battle when he was a young starfighter pilot. But starkill are the most ruthless and dangerous enemy anybody has ever known, its either fight them or die. This is likely to be a Red, White & Blue comic… so in other words no splatter or swearing!

Status

Not started.

The Gun 3

Set in

2320

Created in

1997-1998

Characters

Steve Gunn, Tanya

General info

Shortly after Galactic conquest, the benevolent Earth empire is subverted somehow into the evil and oppressive S.E.C 1, a resistance movement against them begins which gains power and influence, so S.E.C 1 decide to un-cryogenically freeze "The legendary warrior", Steve Gunn!, except this isn't really explained in the strips, he just shoots the first two people he see's after unfreezing and runs away, then joins the resistance. Like the other The gun stories, it will get a re-make in the future

Status

Offline, but the two books that where made are intact. Overwritten in the continuity by the re-make

The Gun 3 (re-make)

Set in

2338

Created in

Not started (2015?)

Characters

Steve Gunn, Tania Urovski

General Info

The defence force of Earth during the Starkill war, S.E.C, has decided it would be "safer" if they ruled Earth and its commonwealth of planets under an iron fist, should Starkill ever return (unlikely!). A resistance movement has started off on Earth, the fighters living in the sewers and catacombs under London, Earth's capital. The resistance fighters are using 21st century commando tactics, which S.E.C soldiers are not capable of dealing with. SEC archaeologists, however, find a buried cellar under the desert that was once California, where they find a cryogenically frozen "legendary warrior" called Steve Gunn! They revive him and get him to help them fight the resistance (after upgrading The Gun). However S.E.C reminds him of Stealth Force and he quickly defects to the resistance. As the other two, this is likely to be made in a "family" print version and a "gory" coloured web version.

Status

Not started

Planet Felney

Set in

2407

Created in

2002-2005

Characters

Mike smith, Aaron Anderson, Vinny, Mei Yonghong, TIN-4

General info

The spoof "Future Felney", where the universe has gone mad...

Status

Online, Mixed in with Felney and Ye legend of Felney. First strip here. Best storyline starts here.

The gun 4

Set in

5000

Created in

1998/9

Characters

Steve Gunn, Kain

General info

A single, lost comic my brother made, Steve Gunn somehow got into the year 5000, found his old sword from world war 3 and stole it. He was then arrested and sent to jail, where the wardens had given another inmate an ancient 9mm pistol, as none of the prisoners would know how it worked in that time. Gunn does, however, and leads a breakout. Another character called Kain is an "enchanter" and seems able to use magic, like shooting lasers from his hands. However it could just be hyper-advanced future technology.

Status

Offline, Probably lost...

STORIES OUTSIDE THE MAIN STORYLINE

These are other things I've made up that don't fit into the above storyline, but are on their own. They are also in no proper order, as some of them don’t match up with "earth years", or didn’t have a definite setting

Nameless

Set in

"The future", but before about 1997

Created in

1989-1992. Plus two in 1995/6

Characters

Me, My brother

General info

Me and my brother and our friends, still as children, create spaceships, laser guns and other sci-fi machinery and do various things. Normally fight against bullies or people we didn’t like at school, stop alien invasions, prevent disasters and crimes, or, er, fight Christianity XD. There where a few of these, one of which had me being bored with religious teachings in school, so I flew off in my spaceship and blasted Bethlehem to rubble. In another me and my brother where just recovering from an attack on our house by either aliens or some other enemy, when a giant robotic machine comes along, piloted by some "bad guys". We sneak aboard and kill or knock them out, and blow it up. This was made in 1990 or 1991, and then re-made in 1996. In 1995 I also made one that had a giant fireball somehow shooting towards Ely, so we used remote controlled fire-fighting helicopters to put out the fire before it got there.

Status

Offline, all of them will be lost by now

Gun Fight

Set in

2000 (I believe)

Created in

1998

Characters

Some terrorists, Security Guard

General Info

Some terrorists walk into a building and shoot the security guard. That’s as far as it got XD

Status

Offline

Time Patrol

Set in

2122 (and 1898)

Created in

1999/2000

Characters

2 Secret agents, Tania... somebody, Dr Badguy

General info

It was a comedy about two time-travelling cops who have a time machine that can turn into cupboards/phoneboxes etc to be inconspicuous... they had to stop "Dr Badguy" (XD) from doing... something, by going to Victorian times, and the later the Vietnam war (it was based partially on a dream), I made up to the start of the Victorian part then stopped

Status

Offline, one or two pages remain

Survival 2

Set in

I don’t remember, but sometime around 2006

Created in

1996/7

Characters

Zoë Freeze, "Flame", some lizard guy…

General Info

A "car combat" sport called "Survival 2" has become popular, one of the contestants being Zoe Freeze from Cart Wars, who is now grown up. A driver called "Flame", who looks like Zoë but blonde, killed her younger brother (sometimes seen in Cart Wars driving a cart called ICE 2). So Zoë goes into it to avenge his death, and also drives an almost identical car but it shoots liquid oxygen missiles rather than fire ones. Also there was some murder mystery involving the boss of the team Zoë is in being framed. The reigning champion is a lizard guy with a Ferrari that doesn’t shoot missiles, just touches enemies and electrocutes them. He was due to win in the end, the boss would be cleared and Flame would be dead. But it never got finished XD. And I don’t remember why it was called Survival 2. We used to play a game about it with cars that had missile-firing weapons borrowed from action man and star wars toys grafted on, and before that had played a game set in world war 3 that was similar, so that may have been "Survival". Also when Paintball first started it was called Survival, so it may have been in recognition of that.

Status

Offline and probably lost

Mike Comix

Set in

1984 – 2003

Created in

2003

Characters

Me, Lee, my ex-friend, Amanda, a woman I knew, Scum from school, Mr Quant, the headmaster

General info

Strips about my life, was going to replace Felney, a few where made but it never got far

Status

Offline and lost-ish

Teddy Bear Wars

Set in

Teddy bear year 8022

Created in

1997-2000

Characters

Loodie, Woodie (the Pleasurewood hills mascot! Don’t tell 'em), Fluffy, Buff-Buff (XD) and others

General Info

In the distant reaches of the universe, a galaxy that is a mere smudge on the hubble teliscope when it is at full power hosts a planet full of living teddy bears. They have sci-fi technology like hover cars and lasers, but are content to remain on their home planet and its moon. Big mistake! Aliens are infiltrating their society and want to invade their planet. The main character, Loodie, is a cop who runs across a "burglar" who has red blood rather than fluff (which normal teddies have) inside. He is then taken in by a secret agent who reveals the plot of the Clones and invites Loodie to join the agency. They then go to the slums and meet one of their allies, a "dog" teddy. They find a load of clones and fight them in one of the best battle scenes in any of my comics. Then escape and some other action-packed set pieces take place, including a hovercar chase through a shopping centre, an attack by a giant robot and some enemy starfighters attacking the centre of government on their planet, Teddy bear towers (a giant building that's 2000 metres tall). It was unfinished, but was set to be more of the same XD.

Status

Offline, unfinished but not lost. MIGHT be continued, as the characters are teddy bears and not people, the way i drew them then could still be used, so the old issues wouldn’t look too out of place when put alongside brand new pages.