LOCAL VIEWS
DEANS DESTRUCTION-With the Rev Vlad.T.I
At last the local people are taking action against the alarming rise in crimes which are completley ignored by the police. When someone nicks a mars bar from the Tesco's petrol station they send out the police helicopter to find them, but when two people of the same sex hold hands while within 200m of a child (anyone under 21 years of age) the police pay it absolutley no attention whatsoever, in fact they once even arrested ME for taking the law into my own hands to prevent the premature sexualisation of an innocent 19 year old-those sodomites where asking for it anyway!
ANNES VIEW-With Anne debitchy
I was shocked by the Asylum chatroom property scientists labour horror which happened recently in Ely, string em up! It’s the only language they understand!
MEIN KAMPF-With former german chancellor Adolf hitler
Im finally getting back into work at being a sadistic deranged dictator who decides weather people live or die (well, they die mostly). Yes I have accepted a senior position within the FVJG, they said they really needed someone with my unique experience