LOCAL VIEWS
DEANS DESTRUCTION-With the Rev Vlad.T.I
At last our brave boys are going in, struggling to do thier patriotic duty, to show that britain can and will respond to this sort of situtation quickly and with maximum force, yes, that dip on hole 7 of Ely golf course shall soon be no more!, turf accountants of england, i salute you!
ANNES VIEW-With Anne debitchy
There is a large police search for a girl who escaped from a childrens home and ran away 3 years ago, and they say they may have some leads, and its about time- People like this are sent to childrens homes for a reason, to correct serious faults in thier behaviour like objecting to being constantly shouted at and hit, or having homosexual tendancies. Why they see the need to ever escape is beyond me-its for thier own good and they should accept what thier parents only do out of love without any questions. Im sure when this misguided girl is recaptured she shall be given the full treatment of standing in a bath of cold water and being used as an ashtray, and so she should!
MEIN KAMPF-With former german chancellor Adolf hitler
The obvious solution to the Iraq 'crisis' is simply to allow me to have total control over the entire world from my empire, which currently consists of 1 house and a quarter acre garden