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SHOCKING DECAY OF MORAL VALUES In a shock survey today,the ancient "Girl guides" organisation found out that 3 in 5 girls dont know the essential "Life skills",the director of the Felney guides association, Ms Eva brown, may have the solutions... "Yes,it is tragic" she told us "But there are solutions to ensure that society does not become dependant on package foods from shops" we asked her why she thought these where bad and she said "They dont involve any hardship in thier making, superior arayan people must go throgh some hardship to prove they are the master race" she carried on explaining about her solution to this problem. "My solution to this shocking problem should ensure that proper ways of living continue for 1000 years,therefore i call my idea 'The final solution',which will lead to a 1000-year right-way-of-living" we pressed her for what her 'Final solution' involved "Well its simple, we find all girls who are not able to carry out the important life skills and inform them they have won a free holiday,then we load them onto buses,trucks and trains. They will then be taken to a special 'holiday camp' and taught the important skills by force."
One of the "Holiday camps" proposed in Eva browns "Final solution" When we asked eva if her plans sounded at all Immoral, Illegal and just simply Evil she replied "Maybe,but in war extreme measures must be taken" we tried to explain that we werent at war with the girls who didnt know the life skills she assured us "We will be soon,we will be soon..." |
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