LOCAL VIEWS
DEANS DESTRUCTION-With the Rev Vlad.T.I
The recent news about a new town to be built in the area appaled me, i like nothing better than to drive my land rover down the A10 looking out across miles and miles of unspoilt, flat fields. But now some european heartless beuracrats want to build all over it to "Provide housing", what rot! I already have a house and certianly do not need another one!, and i think you'll find that a lot of people have this view all over our green and pleasant land, with the obvious exception of those single mothers and asylum seekers and homeless people-but who listens to them?
ANNES VIEW-With Anne debitchy
I was shocked by the recent revalation that john major had been having an affair before he became our great PM, though i always preffered thatcher, major still did a decent job of finishing off what she started. But now it appears he's just some womanisng bastard just like those liberal scumbags that are taking over our soverign soil, still, the judgement of a person in power can never be questioned as they are put there by god himself, so i still applaud him and condemn any of these so called "feminists" who hate womanisng and cheating. Dont they realise that by criticising the actions of a former PM they are sounding like anarchists and radicals? Ive been into feminism for years and i know its all about gassing jews, blacks and gays..at least i think they called that feminism..
MEIN KAMPF-With former german chancellor Adolf hitler
Hello. I am a new columist for the Herald, ive been out of the public eye for quite some time now, as i had to do some research and stuff-i eventually found that the supreme white beings of the arayan race are actually found in the fens and not germany, so i have moved here and hope to build up my supreme superstate with ely cathedral as its centre