OUTRAGE AT NEW TOWN PLANS
The herald has learned that a "New town" that will be filled with outsiders is to be built close to Felney
This shocking expose comes there is already worry about a great many outsiders wanting to move into our noble area of our noble country, bringing with them strange customs such as "Driving" and frankly disgusting and evil sins such as homosexuality and inter-racial relationships, when we at the herald know the only time different races should meet is when pointing weaponary at one another. Naturally outraged local residents have started a petition to halt this construction. "Its probably an idea from those eurocrats in brussels to fill up our great county with people from other parts of britian, or, god forbid, the world, so they they can tek our jebs" said robert coonhater of 63 cherrytree close. The herald is naturally going to join the fight to keep people segregated and to keep the fens filled up with bland, featureless farmland stretching as far as the eye can see (which wouldnt be very far if there was all these buildings in the way).
Terrifying: Decadent vision of "buildings" replacing flat, bland farmland