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THINGS THAT OFFEND MUSLIMS Crosses, of any kind St Johns Ambulance Classic cars The intro to "Smoke on the water" Christmas lights Women who show too much cleavage, like anywhere below the collar bone Hills The English Language Football Jane Austen The sound of a V8 Stylophones Coronation street Eating meat Fridges Wildlife Vegetarians Comics GM Crops Rivers Geography Victorian Times The Beano Volvo The Forestry commission The Archers Black and white films "Gas mark" cookers The rule of law Buildings more than 5 floors high Inter-racial relationships Red Squirrels Special Brew The Union jack Charities Old fashioned pub cellar windows with the really thick glass Mrs Beeton Doctor Who Electric Guitars Time Team Ford The Famous Five Austin FX4 Taxis Boats and Ships, possibly Rafts, Ferries, Dinghies and Launches Brown road signs St George's Day (In Muslimian, the Dragon is a symbol of good luck) Threshers History lessons Home Economics France Prostitution Harry Potter The BBC 2 Logo from before 1990 Radio 2 Apples York Old 5p's The 50's The RSPCA Tunnels Routemaster Buses Classic Rock Guide Dogs British Minis Castles Shillings and Guineas Shakespeare Elvis Presley Criminals going to jail The Test card Hospitals Steam engines Newspapers Homosexuality Daz washing powder Computers Blue (the colour, not the band. That offends anybody) The English flag Porridge (the TV sitcom) Viz magazine Railways 50p Coins The Beaulieu Motor Museum Stonehenge Dragons Glass Lifeboats Marathon Bars Beermats Inspector Morse Monty Pythons life of Brian Morris Permanent markers |
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