ONE OF THOSE END-OF-YEAR THINGS

Fashion Magazines often have these "In and Out" things at the end of each year. Plus I used to do them in my Diary (oh yeah, I need a new Diary XD), so I thought I'd do one for the site. Which is bound to be totally stupid. Let's go!

Thing

Out

In

Main Comic on this site

Felney

Scum Slaughter

Best comic IN TEH WELD

Sinister Dexter

The one the writers of Sex Gore Mutants are making. I haven't read it yet but coming from a website with that name it HAS to be good!

Sick shock movie

Cannibal Holocaust

Abducted By The Daleks

Band I love that NOBODY has heard of

Zeroscape

Midnight Crazies

Favourite Car

Ford Capri mk3

True Mini

Thing that is only popular because it is 'gay' but it's actually shit, so I have to look past the gay stuff and warn everyone about how awful it is.

Queer As Folk

Brokeback Mountain (unless, in the vastly unlikely event that it turns out to actually be good)

People that must be swinging from a tree

Global warming deniers (note the use of the word Deniers, so as to align them with Holocaust deniers)

PC Scum who want to ban the word "Failure". They have failed and natural selection should come to claim them.

Racist term for Arabs

Sand Niggers

Dune Coons

Word that is funny for no reason

Fire

Rapist

Favorite satirical magazine

Private Eye

Viz

Coolest event I attend(ed)

National Mini Show, Stanford hall

UK Web & Mini Comix thing 2006. Cause I should be selling my crap there, and meeting Mal

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Favorite type of Videogame

FPS

Street Racer

Nickname for my cat (Minny)

Smint

Mittens

Funniest bit in "Zombie 90"

"Spezial Forzess?"

The kissing scene, particularly the 'sound effects'

GTA Theme tune that's stuck in my head

Vice City

Liberty City Stories

Thing I see or hear that really sticks in my mind as being really beautiful

Gomenasai by TATU

The Last Polar Bears

Thing from aaages ago that sticks in my mind and I wonder if I'll ever see it again

This animated thing where a bloke walks out of a nightclub and a giant robot bug is terrorising the street, so he spays it with fly spray and it falls on its back, then he jumps on it and opens a hatch to reveal a normal bug inside controlling it, which he punches and gets his ring covered in bug bits

That beautiful girl who stood outside the window 'next to me' on a ferry back from the channel islands (in the freezing cold) who my mum insisted fancied me. She probably didn't but what became of her? Ahh well even if she finds this website and did fancy me I look and act so totally different now she wouldn't know it was me anyway XD

Funniest GTA Quote

"Driving school? What exactly are you trying to say?" - C.J in San Andreas

"The internet works just like a gun, you point, click, and then shit your pants while waiting for the cops to show up!" - Ammunation advert, Liberty City Stories

Best TV show

Monkey Dust

Rome