Review of doom,by mister r.eadnek

There has been a lot of controvesy going around latley about a videogame called DooM (or,to give it its full title,Soldier of doomenstien 3D).Seeing as i know a person who knows the great uncle twice removed of one of the kids who lost a friend in the columbine shootings i have done some research into this game,this is the factual account of what i saw...and it is true! i have played the game despite my 5 year old son's attempts to point out innacuracies in the review,i gave him a hard beating and locked him in the airing cuboard for a month..little shit...anyway on to the review

Warning to the women or the weak of heart,this can be scary

I managed to get onto aforementioned son's computer due to him being locked in the airing cupboard.I found doom easily enough in the 'start menu' and began to play it,i was shocked with what i saw.As soon as i opened it i was confronted by the title sceen,showing a scene of obvious satan-worship, as a man pointed a scepter of a satanic bishop at a wall which a horrific demon was breaking through.i selected one of the skill levels (Hurt me plenty with your ultra violence nightmare,wimp! i belive it was called) and began the game,i found myself in a room with several triangular steps placed facing towards me,obviosuly a symbol of the disgusting sinful practice of homosexuality,two men where standing on the steps with thier backs towards me to emphasise the point that this game is obviously intended to turn children into unchristian,sinful gays