I heard the chavviest conversation ever on the park and ride bus in Cambridge today, including gems like "I'm going on a test drive in one of them Kia's… cause you get £10 m&s vouchers", "I'll be getting me new land rovah or raynge rovah… I heard the freelander is good" and of course "ohh I don't wanna get 'ome" "why not?" "Mark will shout at meh for buying too many necklaces". As I got off the bus I turned around to see just what blonde, fat, covered-in-pink 'princesses' I had been overhearing… they were normal sized and looked about 45.