THE GUN - THE ORIGINAL VERSION

Book 1: The Gun

This was the first book actually made, so basically the oldest, a few of the "Next Part" things at the end of the pages say things like "Next Issue" or "Next Week", as if I was hoping for this crap to be published XD.

Anyway, Gunn is flying along in a helicopter over the sea, he goes "Nothing here". Meanwhile he is being watched by hidden cameras, one of the monitors reports "Life forms: 1" 2020 isn't THAT far in the future for radar to be able to detect 'Life forms' from a distance XD. Anyway, missiles get fired out of the sea and blast the chopper to bits, the missiles are sort of triangular, with wings on... just cause it looks 'futuristic' doesn't mean it would be very practical XD.

A giant island, complete with its own beach, then raises itself up from the sea, cool, but pointless technology, considering the enemy base inside the island is 'disguised' anyway, so it doesn't need to ALSO sink down under water XD. A jet plane is launched, despite there being no runway, and searches for survivors. The pilot appears to be using his eyes to look, guess he doesn't have a 'Life Form' scanner on board XD.

Gunn emerges from the waves (it first shows a close-up of his Gun, as if that's the real star, he is just the guy who uses it). He shoots the enemy jet, without even looking at it (?), and it crashes into a tunnel on the island with railway tracks coming out of it (To WHERE??), somehow it doesn't explode, just gets smashed up, and the pilot emerges going "The enemy pilot! He's alive!!", yeah never mind the fact you survived that crash by not one, but two miracles (incidentally, just before he crashes into the tunnel, the landing gear is down, putting the landing gear down on a plane heading towards a mountain is like putting your seatbelt on in a car that's fallen over a cliff XD).

A small train with a crane on it is in the tunnel, picking up bits of jet from the track. The crane operator muttering "It was amazing he survived" to himself. Suddenly the gun appears next to his head, going 'crick a lick', a stupid sound effect that's been an in-joke between my brother and me for ages. Loads of blood and the crane operators hat splashes onto the wall of the tunnel, and Gunn drives the little train deeper into the enemy base (very stealthy, and its only like 20 metres, you could walk!). The train reaches the end of the rails and Gunn gets out.

He finds a chemical weapons lab and blows the door off, before shooting the scientist inside, and smashing the place up. He leaves and "Genetic Regeration Project 870", a weird giant spider, comes out from a broken glass tank. It goes to the dead scientist and turns him into a 'zombie', with glowing yellow eyes and giant claws, which can talk XD. The zombie rips out a Stealth Force soldier's guts, while Gunn shoots an enemy on a Tank in another room (Who says the first ever 'Urg' in the chronological history of the comic). The zombie comes up behind Gunn so he shoots it with loads of bullets, it gets back up and goes "Is that your best shot?" so he sets it on fire using the "Makimum" flamethrower setting. The spider jumps out, and presumably he steps on it, or it would just turn the 'urg' bloke into a zombie.

 

Gunn finds the Command Centre and is about to blow down the door when a bloke with a chainsaw comes along going "Get ready to die!" before getting shot. The chainsaw has a little flag, a gun sight and a telescope on it for some reason. Gunn then blows down the command centre door and sprays the inside with bullets, before pressing the self destruct button (they really shouldn't leave those in plain sight)

He escapes in a Wolf Force chopper which was in the enemy base, and flies away as the island explodes. But another plane attacks him, he fires a little rocket at it, which the pilot dodges, and they blast at each other with 'scatter machine guns'. Which is a weapon I came up with while trying to shoot flies with water pistols, imagining the little water drops that went all over the place where bullets. Anyway, one bullet goes into the jets air intake and it explodes. Then Gunn returns to a Wolf Force aircraft carrier, the end!

Extra: A description of the gun, which explains the various parts. The gun part apparently has an 'easy trigger', just the thing for accidental friendly fire, also the 'emitter' on the flamethrower is fireproof, now there's a good idea!, and the fuel tank is a tiny container of 'camping gas' the size of those little ones on the camping Lanterns, yeah that would last long in a battle. Its second setting, and the one most often used, is the 'fireball' setting, which somehow shoots little 'mini molotovs' that fly along and explode, god knows where the containers for those come from, or how the gun assembles them inside before firing (the gun itself is not very big). Oh finally the bullets it uses are "Marinestar 11mm cased", and it carries 200 shots... 200 shots in a single clip? It would be like 2 metres long!