COMICS

A boys' own adventure story about a secret agent working for MI20, the branch of British intelligence dedicated to hunting down former Nazis who escaped the Nuremberg trials.

A slightly satirical strip about life in the Fens. Started in 2001 and was about anarchy up till 2003, then was just general satire up to 2005 when it stopped. Later re-started in 2006. The latest version is on here (click the pic!) the older version is on Keenspace (click this!)

A "drawn for fun"^† porn comic set in Homonia, the gay homeland of the 2060's. Sarah Millman has recently been promoted to the plainclothes division of the police and is going undercover at the various sex orgy parks and looking for evidence of corruption, rape and intentional STD spreading. Dirty job but somebody's gotta do it XD

A series of "drawn for fun" stories set in the fenland zombie outbreak of 1996 (no, it didn’t happen for real XD). There will be four of these eventually. Currently the second one is on hold at halfway finished. This contains a lot of gore and violence and a small amount of sex

Sunita Shankar, a transsexual serial killer, has vowed to rid her city of racists, bullies and beauracrats, along with any other enemies of civilised society. Used to be in colour but now is done in a "sin city" style. This is the comic equivalent of a punk band's first album, its extremely angry and rants at injustice in society in an uncompromising and brutal way. As the title goes, "Forget tolerance, Fix bayonets!"

This was my first online comic, way back in 2000 and 2001, it was a crossover of Final Fantasy 6 and 7, but with lots of action, violence and silliness, though I really wanted it to contain more satire than it did. In 2005 it was (briefly) brought back from the dead, with the politics taken out and full concentration on blood, guts, guns and tits! Will be seen through to its conclusion one day, there just might be gaps of months/years in between "bursts" of pages.

A Halloween special for 2005, uploaded one day late XD. Sunita, Bev (the prostitute from scum slaughter) and Amanda ("Queuing woman"'s real name XD) get lost in Wales and are attacked by undead Chavs from hell! Turn your brightness up a bit, it's gloomy.

Both a tribute to its original incarnation, which was my first "decent" comic, and a page hyping up the (eventual) coming of the re-makes. It was first made sometime in 1997, so 2007 with be its 10th anniversary, which is a motivation to actually get on with doing the remake! The story follows Steve Gunn, a soldier in the non-nuclear (read the backstory) third world war.

This is a series of comics I make when I'm really tired and not thinking straight, on the assumption that you think up funnier stuff in that state.. this one has raised a few giggles so it might even work!

This was the original version of Insanity Please, its even stupider and features cameos from the South Park characters, MST3K people and even Ronnie Biggs! XD, it was done in 2000 or there abouts so the artwork isn't great, and it hasn’t scanned too well either cause I didn’t even have a scanner then, you can make out the text in general though

Was never finished, with good reason! It was going to be a parody of Queer As Folk but I couldn’t even bring myself to watch the monumentally SHIT TV series (a sequence that could have taken 10 minutes was stretched into the entire first episode!*) So I didn’t really know much about exactly what I was taking the piss out of. This sort of petered out after 5 pages, but what remains of it is online because there's some Capris and shagging XD.

It was called the TV version of "The Line Of Beauty", it was on the BBC a while back, and it was not made by me. Don't buy the book unless you are familiar with opera and eighteenth century painters though.

Various comics I made that never made it into the site for some reason. In un-cut and un coloured form. Also includes my "comic review" of The Big Gay Out